Letters 10-24-2016

It’s Obama’s 1984 Several editions ago I concluded a short letter to the editor with an ominous rhetorical flourish: “Welcome to George Orwell’s 1984 and the grand opening of the Federal Department of Truth!” At the time I am sure most of the readers laughed off my comments as right-wing hyperbole. Shame on you for doubting me...

Gun Bans Don’t Work It is said that mass violence only happens in the USA. A lone gunman in a rubber boat, drifted ashore at a popular resort in Tunisia and randomly shot and killed 38 mostly British and Irish tourists. Tunisian gun laws, which are among the most restrictive in the world, didn’t stop this mass slaughter. And in January 2015, two armed men killed 11 and wounded 11 others in an attack on the French satirical magazine Charlie Hebdo. French gun laws didn’t stop these assassins...

Scripps’ Good Deed No good deed shall go unpunished! When Dan Scripps was the 101st District State Representative, he introduced legislation to prevent corporations from contaminating (e.g. fracking) or depleting (e.g. Nestle) Michigan’s water table for corporate profit. There are no property lines in the water table, and many of us depend on private wells for abundant, safe, clean water. In the subsequent election, Dan’s opponents ran a negative campaign almost solely on the misrepresentation that Dan’s good deed was a government takeover of your private water well...

Political Definitions As the time to vote draws near it’s a good time to check into what you stand for. According to Dictionary.com the meanings for liberal and conservative are as follows:

Liberal: Favorable to progress or reform as in political or religious affairs.

Conservative: Disposed to preserve existing conditions, institutions, etc., or to restore traditions and limit change...

Voting Takes A Month? Hurricane Matthew hit the Florida coast Oct. 6, over three weeks before Election Day. Bob Ross (Oct. 17th issue) posits that perhaps evacuation orders from Governor Scott may have had political motivations to diminish turnout and seems to praise Hillary Clinton’s call for Gov. Scott to extend Florida’s voter registration deadline due to evacuations...

Clinton Foundation Facts Does the Clinton Foundation really spend a mere 10 percent (per Mike Pence) or 20 percent (per Reince Priebus) of its money on charity? Not true. Charity Watch gives it an A rating (the same as it gives the NRA Foundation) and says it spends 88 percent on charitable causes, and 12 percent on overhead. Here is the source of the misunderstanding: The Foundation does give only a small percentage of its money to charitable organizations, but it spends far more money directly running a number of programs...

America Needs Change Trump supports our constitution, will appoint judges that will keep our freedoms safe. He supports the partial-birth ban; Hillary voted against it. Regardless of how you feel about Trump, critical issues are at stake. Trump will increase national security, monitor refugee admissions, endorse our vital military forces while fighting ISIS. Vice-presidential candidate Mike Pence will be an intelligent asset for the country. Hillary wants open borders, increased government regulation, and more demilitarization at a time when we need strong military defenses...

My Process For No I will be voting “no” on Prop 3 because I am supportive of the process that is in place to review and approve developments. I was on the Traverse City Planning Commission in the 1990s and gained an appreciation for all of the work that goes into a review. The staff reviews the project and makes a recommendation. The developer then makes a presentation, and fellow commissioners and the public can ask questions and make comments. By the end of the process, I knew how to vote for a project, up or down. This process then repeats itself at the City Commission...

Regarding Your Postcard If you received a “Vote No” postcard from StandUp TC, don’t believe their lies. Prop 3 is not illegal. It won’t cost city taxpayers thousands of dollars in legal bills or special elections. Prop 3 is about protecting our downtown -- not Munson, NMC or the Commons -- from a future of ugly skyscrapers that will diminish the very character of our downtown...

Vote Yes It has been suggested that a recall or re-election of current city staff and Traverse City Commission would work better than Prop 3. I disagree. A recall campaign is the most divisive, costly type of election possible. Prop 3, when passed, will allow all city residents an opportunity to vote on any proposed development over 60 feet tall at no cost to the taxpayer...

Yes Vote Explained A “yes” vote on Prop 3 will give Traverse City the right to vote on developments over 60 feet high. It doesn’t require votes on every future building, as incorrectly stated by a previous letter writer. If referendums are held during general elections, taxpayers pay nothing...

Beware Trump When the country you love have have served for 33 years is threatened, you have an obligation and a duty to speak out. Now is the time for all Americans to speak out against a possible Donald Trump presidency. During the past year Trump has been exposed as a pathological liar, a demagogue and a person who is totally unfit to assume the presidency of our already great country...

Picture Worth 1,000 Words Nobody disagrees with the need for affordable housing or that a certain level of density is dollar smart for TC. The issue is the proposed solution. If you haven’t already seen the architect’s rendition for the site, please Google “Pine Street Development Traverse City”...

Living Wage, Not Tall Buildings Our community deserves better than the StandUp TC “vote no” arguments. They are not truthful. Their yard signs say: “More Housing. Less Red Tape. Vote like you want your kids to live here.” The truth: More housing, but for whom? At what price..

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The Doctor of Funk

Rick Coates - March 16th, 2006
This Friday Northern Michigan will celebrate St. Funkenstein Day. It’s the funk version of St. Patrick’s Day. It all started 65 years ago when the Mothership landed in the small town of Kannapolis, North Carolina and dropped off Baby Funkenstein. While St. Patrick is credited with driving the snakes out of Ireland, St. Funkenstein is best known for putting the Funkentelechy into rock and roll.
St. Funkenstein (Dr. Funkenstein) is actually George Clinton, the mastermind behind the two great 1970s funk bands, Parliament and Funkadelic. The bands revolutionized and dominated the music scene for nearly 10 years, racking up 40 R&B hit singles that included four number one hits: “Flashlight,” “One Nation Under a Groove,” “Aqua Boogie” and “(Not Just) Knee Deep.” Clinton’s collaborators included master keyboardist Bernie Worrel, guitarist Eddie Hazel, bassist Bootsy Collins, saxophonist Maceo Parker and trombonist Fred Wesley.
Now the “Mothership” is landing in Traverse City at Streeters’ Ground Zero Night Club. On board will be The Mother Funkster along with at least two-dozen P-Funk (combination of both bands) all-stars for a three-hour plus jam (Clinton and his band have been known to play for four hours).  

Finding all-stars is not a problem for Clinton, as the Parliament-Funkadelic family boasts 264 members, (though the core players in the bands’ hey-day numbered about 20.)
While Clinton has 12 gold and four platinum albums to his credit it was his live show that created his legendary status. In the early days Clinton was known to work himself into such frenzy onstage that he often ended stripping off all of his clothes. A Parliament Funkadelic concert was quite the spectacle with an enormous mothership, outrageous costumes, and epic performances.
George Clinton is a legend. This will easily be one of the biggest shows of the year in Northern Michigan. Clinton was elected into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame 10 years ago, before legends Michael Jackson, The Eagles and Paul McCartney.  At least 500 musicians and bands have named Clinton as a major influence, including Michael Jackson, Rick James, Prince and The Red Hot Chili Peppers, (Clinton produced the band’s second album). In 2004 Spin Magazine selected Parliament/Funkadelic as the sixth greatest rock and roll band of all time.
So will Clinton and his P-Funkers get into the Irish spirit of things and play a couple of jigs?
“Sh*t, our whole show is one big jig,” said Clinton. “We are going to P-Funkify the night. The whole town will be funked up before we were done.”

Clinton got his start in the 1950s as a doo-wop singer in a barbershop quartet (he actually worked as a barber) known as the Parliaments. They started in 1957 (he was a junior in high school) and finally had a hit in 1967 with the song “(I Wanna) Testify.” After a contract squabble Clinton moved to Detroit and began writing songs for Motown.
Clinton wasn’t impressed with what he called “over-polished” Motown artists; instead he took to black artists (Jimi Hendrix, James Brown and Sly Stone) who won over white audiences with their raw sound. He became a regular on the Detroit acid-rock scene drawing inspiration from the MC5, The Stooges and Alice Cooper.
While James Brown put funk into soul it was George Clinton who put funk into rock music. In 1969 he launched two bands, Parliament, which was a soul group with heavy horn infusions, and a rock group, Funkadelic, which fused psychedelic guitar distortion, bizarre sound effects, and cosmological rants with danceable beats, and booming bass lines which became the definition of funk. He split his time between both creating a lasting impact that is still felt by today’s musicians.
“I am Dr. Funkenstein and my DNA is all over the scene today,” said Clinton. “Hip-hop and rap was born out of funk, yeah funk’s DNA is definitely in the music of today.”
Clinton is right; no one’s music has been more sampled in rap music than his.
“Yeah I birthed it man,” said Clinton. “I saw it coming so I made it easy for these guys and released a couple of albums for sampling. All these guys like Dre and Snoop have sampled my stuff.”

By the 1980s, infighting, pursuit of solo careers and lawsuits over ownership of the Parliament/Funkadelic names sent Clinton down the path of his own solo career; for a time he even dropped out of sight.
“You have to do that stuff, disappear for a while, spend time with your family,” said Clinton. “Plus, you know your fans start growing up and having kids and those kids don’t want to listen to their parents music they want their own music. So I went under cover, you know what I mean, but as the Doctor, you know Dr. Funkenstein. I had already been spreading my DNA, so these kids were listening to my stuff without even knowing it.”
In the 1990s Clinton resurfaced with his P-Funk All Stars and in 1993 Ice Cube and the Red Hot Chili Peppers played on his album and younger audiences flocked to his concerts. He landed a slot on the Lollapalooza Tour in 1994 and he quickly found himself the star of the tour.

He has spent the last 10 years touring on and off and last September he released “How Late Do You Have 2BB4UR Absent,” his first album in 10 years. His shows are still outrageous; though he says he is getting to old take off all of his clothes, the costumes are still wild and the music is as hot as ever.
So at 65, how much longer will Clinton keep up his four-hour concerts?
“As long as we have gas in the Mothership we’ll be around,” said Clinton. “I put out my first album in 1957, the ride has been a good one, a funky one. Here is the message, it is a simple one we said in 1969 and we are still saying it today. Behold, I am Funkadelic. I am not of your world. But fear me not, I will do you no harm. Loan me your funky mind and I shall play with it. For nothing is good unless you play with it. And all that is good, is nasty.”
Clinton and his P-Funk All-Stars are guaranteeing that they will “funkify” Northern Michigan on Friday, March 17. He brings with him his P-Funk All Stars. Bootsy won’t be with them but Clinton’s granddaughter, Sativa Diva, will share the vocals through the night. Doors open at 8 p.m. (though Streeters will be open earlier for St. Patrick’s Day festivities) and Clinton and the P-Funk All Stars will take the stage at 9 pm. For additional information or tickets (they are going quickly) visit www.streetersonsline.com or call (231) 932-1300.

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