Letters 11-23-2015

Cheering From Petoskey While red-eyed rats boil fanatically up from the ancient sewers of Paris to feast on pools of French blood, at the G20 meeting the farcical pied piper of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue thrusts a bony finger at the president of the Russian Federation and yells: “liberté, égalité, fraternité, Clinton, Kerry--Obamaism!”

The Other Mothers And Fathers Regarding the very nice recent article on “The First Lady of Yoga,” I have taken many classes with Sandy Carden, and I consider her to be a great teacher. However, I feel the article is remiss to not even give acknowledgement to other very important yoga influences in northern Michigan...

Drop The Blue Angels The last time I went to the National Cherry Festival, I picked the wrong day. The Blue Angels were forcing everyone to duck and cover from the earsplitting cacophony overhead...

Real Advice For The Sick In the Nov. 16 article “Flu Fighters,” author Kristi Kates fails to mention the most basic tool in our arsenal during Influenza season... the flu vaccine! I understand you might be afraid of being the victim of Jenny McCarthyism, but the science is there...

Keeping Traverse City in the Dark Our environment is our greatest asset. It sustains our lives; it drives our economy. We ignore it at our peril. Northern Michigan Environmental Action Council (NMEAC) has submitted letters of concern to both the city commission and planning commission regarding the proposed 9-story buildings on Pine Street. We have requested an independent environmental assessment with clear answers before a land use permit is granted...

All About Them Another cartoon by Jen Sorensen that brings out the truth! Most of her cartoons are too slanted in a Socialist manner, but when she gets it correct, she hits the nail on the target! “Arizona is the first state to put a 12-month lifetime limit on welfare benefits.” That quote is in the opening panel... 

Unfair To County Employees It appears that the commissioners of Grand Traverse County will seek to remedy a shortfall in the 2016 budget by instituting cuts in expenditures, the most notable the reduction of contributions to various insurance benefits in place for county employees. As one example, the county’s contributions to health insurance premiums will decrease from ten to six percent in 2016. What this means, of course, is that if a county employee wishes to maintain coverage at the current level next year, the employee will have to come up with the difference...

Up, Not Out I would like to congratulate the Traverse City Planning Commission on their decision to approve the River West development. Traverse City will either grow up or grow out. For countless reasons, up is better than out. Or do we enjoy such things as traffic congestion and replacing wooded hillsides with hideous spectacles like the one behind Tom’s West Bay. At least that one is on the edge of town as opposed to in the formerly beautiful rolling meadows of Acme Township...

Lessons In Winning War I am saddened to hear the response of so many of legislators tasked with keeping our country safe. I listen and wonder if they know what “winning” this kind of conflict requires or even means? Did we win in Korea? Did we win in Vietnam? Are we winning in Afghanistan? How is Israel winning against the Palestinians? Will they “take out” Hezbollah...

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The Doctor of Funk

Rick Coates - March 16th, 2006
This Friday Northern Michigan will celebrate St. Funkenstein Day. It’s the funk version of St. Patrick’s Day. It all started 65 years ago when the Mothership landed in the small town of Kannapolis, North Carolina and dropped off Baby Funkenstein. While St. Patrick is credited with driving the snakes out of Ireland, St. Funkenstein is best known for putting the Funkentelechy into rock and roll.
St. Funkenstein (Dr. Funkenstein) is actually George Clinton, the mastermind behind the two great 1970s funk bands, Parliament and Funkadelic. The bands revolutionized and dominated the music scene for nearly 10 years, racking up 40 R&B hit singles that included four number one hits: “Flashlight,” “One Nation Under a Groove,” “Aqua Boogie” and “(Not Just) Knee Deep.” Clinton’s collaborators included master keyboardist Bernie Worrel, guitarist Eddie Hazel, bassist Bootsy Collins, saxophonist Maceo Parker and trombonist Fred Wesley.
Now the “Mothership” is landing in Traverse City at Streeters’ Ground Zero Night Club. On board will be The Mother Funkster along with at least two-dozen P-Funk (combination of both bands) all-stars for a three-hour plus jam (Clinton and his band have been known to play for four hours).  

Finding all-stars is not a problem for Clinton, as the Parliament-Funkadelic family boasts 264 members, (though the core players in the bands’ hey-day numbered about 20.)
While Clinton has 12 gold and four platinum albums to his credit it was his live show that created his legendary status. In the early days Clinton was known to work himself into such frenzy onstage that he often ended stripping off all of his clothes. A Parliament Funkadelic concert was quite the spectacle with an enormous mothership, outrageous costumes, and epic performances.
George Clinton is a legend. This will easily be one of the biggest shows of the year in Northern Michigan. Clinton was elected into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame 10 years ago, before legends Michael Jackson, The Eagles and Paul McCartney.  At least 500 musicians and bands have named Clinton as a major influence, including Michael Jackson, Rick James, Prince and The Red Hot Chili Peppers, (Clinton produced the band’s second album). In 2004 Spin Magazine selected Parliament/Funkadelic as the sixth greatest rock and roll band of all time.
So will Clinton and his P-Funkers get into the Irish spirit of things and play a couple of jigs?
“Sh*t, our whole show is one big jig,” said Clinton. “We are going to P-Funkify the night. The whole town will be funked up before we were done.”

Clinton got his start in the 1950s as a doo-wop singer in a barbershop quartet (he actually worked as a barber) known as the Parliaments. They started in 1957 (he was a junior in high school) and finally had a hit in 1967 with the song “(I Wanna) Testify.” After a contract squabble Clinton moved to Detroit and began writing songs for Motown.
Clinton wasn’t impressed with what he called “over-polished” Motown artists; instead he took to black artists (Jimi Hendrix, James Brown and Sly Stone) who won over white audiences with their raw sound. He became a regular on the Detroit acid-rock scene drawing inspiration from the MC5, The Stooges and Alice Cooper.
While James Brown put funk into soul it was George Clinton who put funk into rock music. In 1969 he launched two bands, Parliament, which was a soul group with heavy horn infusions, and a rock group, Funkadelic, which fused psychedelic guitar distortion, bizarre sound effects, and cosmological rants with danceable beats, and booming bass lines which became the definition of funk. He split his time between both creating a lasting impact that is still felt by today’s musicians.
“I am Dr. Funkenstein and my DNA is all over the scene today,” said Clinton. “Hip-hop and rap was born out of funk, yeah funk’s DNA is definitely in the music of today.”
Clinton is right; no one’s music has been more sampled in rap music than his.
“Yeah I birthed it man,” said Clinton. “I saw it coming so I made it easy for these guys and released a couple of albums for sampling. All these guys like Dre and Snoop have sampled my stuff.”

By the 1980s, infighting, pursuit of solo careers and lawsuits over ownership of the Parliament/Funkadelic names sent Clinton down the path of his own solo career; for a time he even dropped out of sight.
“You have to do that stuff, disappear for a while, spend time with your family,” said Clinton. “Plus, you know your fans start growing up and having kids and those kids don’t want to listen to their parents music they want their own music. So I went under cover, you know what I mean, but as the Doctor, you know Dr. Funkenstein. I had already been spreading my DNA, so these kids were listening to my stuff without even knowing it.”
In the 1990s Clinton resurfaced with his P-Funk All Stars and in 1993 Ice Cube and the Red Hot Chili Peppers played on his album and younger audiences flocked to his concerts. He landed a slot on the Lollapalooza Tour in 1994 and he quickly found himself the star of the tour.

He has spent the last 10 years touring on and off and last September he released “How Late Do You Have 2BB4UR Absent,” his first album in 10 years. His shows are still outrageous; though he says he is getting to old take off all of his clothes, the costumes are still wild and the music is as hot as ever.
So at 65, how much longer will Clinton keep up his four-hour concerts?
“As long as we have gas in the Mothership we’ll be around,” said Clinton. “I put out my first album in 1957, the ride has been a good one, a funky one. Here is the message, it is a simple one we said in 1969 and we are still saying it today. Behold, I am Funkadelic. I am not of your world. But fear me not, I will do you no harm. Loan me your funky mind and I shall play with it. For nothing is good unless you play with it. And all that is good, is nasty.”
Clinton and his P-Funk All-Stars are guaranteeing that they will “funkify” Northern Michigan on Friday, March 17. He brings with him his P-Funk All Stars. Bootsy won’t be with them but Clinton’s granddaughter, Sativa Diva, will share the vocals through the night. Doors open at 8 p.m. (though Streeters will be open earlier for St. Patrick’s Day festivities) and Clinton and the P-Funk All Stars will take the stage at 9 pm. For additional information or tickets (they are going quickly) visit www.streetersonsline.com or call (231) 932-1300.

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