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Letters 08-31-2015

Inalienable Rights This is a response to the “No More State Theatre” in your August 24th edition. I think I will not be the only response to this pathetic and narrow-minded letter that seems rather out of place in the northern Michigan that I know. To think we will not be getting your 25 cents for the movie you refused to see, but more importantly we will be without your “two cents” on your thoughts of a marriage at the State Theatre...

Enthusiastically Democratic Since I was one of the approximately 160 people present at when Senator Debbie Stabenow spoke on August 14 in Charlevoix, I was surprised to read in a letter to Northern Express that there was a “rather muted” response to Debbie’s announcement that she has endorsed Hillary Clinton for president...

Not Hurting I surely think the State Theatre will survive not having the homophobic presence of Colleen Smith and her family attend any matinees. I think “Ms.” Smith might also want to make sure that any medical personnel, bank staff, grocery store staff, waiters and/or waitress, etc. are not homosexual before accepting any service or product from them...

Stay Home I did not know whether to laugh or cry when I read the letter of the extremely homophobic, “disgusted” writer. She now refuses to patronize the State Theatre because she evidently feels that its confines have been poisoned by the gay wedding ceremony held there...

Keep Away In response to Colleen Smith of Cadillac who refused to bring her family to the State Theatre because there was a gay wedding there: Keep your 25 cents and your family out of Traverse City...

Celebrating Moore And A Theatre I was 10 years old when I had the privilege to see my first film at the State Theatre. I will never forget that experience. The screen was almost the size of my bedroom I shared with my older sister. The bursting sounds made me believe I was part of the film...

Outdated Thinking This letter is in response to Colleen Smith. She made public her choice to no longer go to the State Theater due to the fact that “some homosexuals” got married there. I’m not outraged by her choice; we don’t need any more hateful, self-righteous bigots in our town. She can keep her 25 cents...

Mackinac Pipeline Must Be Shut Down Crude oil flowing through Enbridge’s 60-yearold pipeline beneath the Mackinac Straits and the largest collection of fresh water on the planet should be a serious concern for every resident of the USA and Canada. Enbridge has a very “accident” prone track record...

Your Rights To Colleen, who wrote about the State Theatre: Let me thank you for sharing your views; I think most of us are well in support of the first amendment, because as you know- it gives everyone the opportunity to express their opinions. I also wanted to thank Northern Express for not shutting down these types of letters right at the source but rather giving the community a platform for education...

No Role Model [Fascinating Person from last week’s issue] Jada quoted: “I want to be a role model for girls who are interested in being in the outdoors.” I enjoy being in the outdoors, but I don’t want to kill animals for trophy...

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Dry is Anything But

Nancy Sundstrom - July 10th, 2003
After surviving James Frey’s powerful and harrowing “A Million Little Pieces,“ I thought it might be a while before I delved into an addiction saga again, but the buzz (no pun intended) for “Dry: A Memoir“ by Augusten Burroughs has been so strong, that it looked like it shouldn’t be ignored.
It turns out to be the case.
Burroughs is the author of the bestseller “Running With Scissors,“ and those who know that work should be well-prepped for this latest chronicle of his endlessly fascinating and sometimes heartbreaking life. The good news is that just like that one, his tale of trying to “out-drink his memories, outlast his demons, and outrun his past“ is insightful, darkly funny, and brutally honest. Even in its darkest moments, though, it is a more complex and accomplished work. One of its triumphs is that we care throughout about Burroughs, even when he doesn’t care for himself.
With his tortured and brilliant mind, it probably is not much of a surprise that Burroughs was destined for an ill-fated love affair with alcohol. A if he didn’t have enough reason already to be drowning his sorrows, he turns to alcohol as a means of coping with the selling of his soul as an advertising executive in Manhattan. It’s not long before things get way out of control.
In the opening chapter, “Just Do It,“ we get a crash-course orientation to Burroughs’ world and the role adrinking plays in it:

“It‘s Tuesday evening and I‘m home. I‘ve been home for twenty minutes and am going through the mail. When I open a bill, it freaks me out. For some reason, I have trouble writing checks. I postpone this act until the last possible moment, usually once MY account has gone into collection. It‘s not that I can‘t afford the bills-I can-it‘s that I panic when faced with responsibility. I am not used to rules and structure and so I have a hard time keeping the phone connected and the electricity turned on. I place all my bills in a box, which I keep next to the stove. Personal letters and cards get slipped into the space between the computer on my desk and the printer.
My phone rings. I let the machine pick up.
“Hey, it‘s Jim ... just wanted to know if you wanna go out for a quick drink. Gimme a call, but try and get back ––“
As I pick up the machine screeches like a strangled cat. “Yes, definitely,“ I tell him. “My blood alcohol level is dangerously low.“
“Cedar Tavern at nine,“ he says.
Cedar Tavern is on University and Twelfth and I‘m on Tenth and Third, just a few blocks away. Jim‘s over on Twelfth and Second. So it‘s a fulcrum between us. That‘s one reason I like it. The other reason is because their martinis are enormous; great bowls of vodka soup. “See you there,“ I say and hang up...We have four drinks at Cedar Tavern. Maybe five. Just enough so that I feel loose and comfortable in my own skin, like a gymnast. Jim suggests we hit another bar. I check my watch: almost ten-thirty I should head home now and go to sleep so I‘m fresh in the morning. But then I think, Okay, what‘s the latest I can get to sleep and still be okay? If I have to be there at nine, I should be up by seven-thirty, so that means I should get to bed no later than-I begin to count on my fingers because I cannot do math, let alone in my head-twelve-thirty. “Where you wanna go?“ I ask him...
The very last thing I remember is standing on a stage at a karaoke bar somewhere in the West Village. The spotlights are shining in my face and I‘m trying to read the video monitor in front of me, which is scrolling the words to the theme from The Brady Bunch. I see double unless I close one eye, but when I do this I lose my balance and stagger. Jim‘s laughing like a madman in the front row, pounding the table with his hands.
The floor trips me and I fall. The bartender walks from behind the bar and escorts me offstage. His arm feels good around my shoulders and I want to give him a friendly nuzzle or perhaps a kiss on the mouth. Fortunately, I don‘t do this.
Outside the bar, I look at my watch and slur, “This can‘t be right.“ I lean against Jim‘s shoulder so I don‘t fall over on the tricky sidewalk...The watch reads 4:15 A.M. Impossible. I wonder aloud why it is displaying the time in Europe instead of Manhattan.“

Given this fast track he’s on with this slippery slope of behavior, Burroughs lands in rehab at the insistence of his coworkers, go get tired of his showing up at meeting reeking of booze. He envisions rehab as yet another adventure, but is sent off to a center for gys and lesbians in Minnesota where his dreams of group therapy with Robert Downey Jr. are immediately dashed by grim reality of fluorescent lighting and paper hospital slippers. And once out of rehab, he has to cope with to return to his lifestyle, but do it dry.
In Burroughs’ more than capable hands, this tale isn’t a pretty sight, but at the same time, it’s hard not to laugh. In the end, the book feels much like his real-life experience must have been, an amazing journey that confirms that redemption is always possible while avoiding every cliche that evokes that thought.
“Dry“ is anything but, managing to be simultaneously nutty and Dickensian and ironically, sometimes as heady as a full-bodied cocktail. Along with self-pity, there’s no sentimentality or predictably drawn characters here, again effectively convincing readers that there’s little Burroughs doesn’t seem capable of accomplishing - either in the literary or the real world.

 
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