Heller had a .20 gauge shotgun fired at his chest at point-blank range, and it failed to go off.
Dont know if anyone heard the flutter of wings when the gun failed to fire, but it wouldnt surprise me.
The Grand Traverse County detective was chasing Robert Becker, who had just been convicted of first-degree criminal sexual charges for molesting a 14-year-old boy. Upon hearing the jurys verdict, Becker bolted from the courthouse and ran to his car with Heller and a sheriffs deputy on his heels. Becker pulled a loaded shotgun from his car and fired at the detective, who wasnt wearing his bullet-proof vest.
Its easy to snicker at the idea of a guardian angel, but this case sure offers some food for thought. Many religions believe in some sort of protective angel, hovering around in the background like Invisible Woman Sue Storm of the Fantastic Four, ready to warn you away from the tainted chicken salad or the car flying through a red light.
Guardian angels are said to be especially attentive to children, keeping them from falling backwards down the steps and such. And some religions believe that the ghosts of ancestors step in from time to time to lend a protective hand. Or, as noted in the Encyclopedia Brittanica: other spiritual beings that have been placated by sacrifices or other rituals, assist man in achieving a proper rapport with God...
Of course, you only have to look in the weekly News of the Weird column in the Express to note that a lot of guardian angels must be sleeping on the job, if they really do exist. But in Det. Hellers case, there is reason to believe that his supernatural sidekick deserves a departmental citation.
Have you noticed? Its getting harder to tell the tourists from the locals in the downtowns of Northern Michigan.
You used to be able to tell tourists at a glance by the duds they wore. Pastel shorts, pastel golf shirts and brand new sneakers gleaming in the sun.
But styles change, and todays tourists dont seem to be wearing all of that pastel stuff on the catwalks downtown. Theyre blending in more -- not as scruffy as us locals, but to their credit, theyre gettin there.
There are still telltale signs: if you see a family walking slowly down the sidewalk, licking ice cream cones and gazing awestruck into the store windows with the kids orbiting like electrons around the nucleus of their parents, theyre probably tourists.
Be sure to give them a big old friendly welcome and some of our famous northern hospitality.
CHERRY BOAT JAM?
No doubt, some smart guy or gal at the National Cherry Festival or the TC city government has already thought of this, but youd think there would be a heck of a traffic jam out on West Bay now that the festivals stage has been redirected to face the water.
One can only imagine there will be more boats on the bay for The Romantics, Kenny Olson, Kellie Pickler, et. al. than gondolas on the Grand Canal of Venice during a Pink Floyd concert.
Good thing we dont have any manatees on the bay, because with all of those blasted boaters out there, the waters are likely to get pretty frothy. You might want to save that moonlight swim for another night...
BETTER THAN THE
Paris Hilton must be POd. Shes done more time than Scooter Libby, and hes a four-time felon for lying under oath about betraying the identity of CIA agent Valerie Plame.
While America had visions of hot dogs and beer dancing in its collective head in anticipation of the Fourth of July, President Bush handed his homey a Get Out of Jail Free card to escape a 30-month sentence.
This, even though Libby was declared guilty of four out of five felonies by a unanimous federal jury. Is that how it works for you and me if were in the same shoes?
This, from the former Governor of Texas, who refused to pardon any of the 152 prisoners on death row during his watch -- more than any other governor in recent history. One report claims that Bush did little in the way of reviewing the execution cases -- his legal counsel at the time, one Alberto Gonzales -- would drop off a report the same day as the killing and Gov. Bush would sign off on it. One can only imagine the kind of clemency report Gonzo Gonzales would come up with now that we know what a genius he is as head of the Justice Department.
Somehow, all of those folks got lethal injections, but our president had it in his heart to give Scoot a break. Nice guy. If you follow any of the political talk shows or the newspaper commentary, you already know the reason why: 30 months is a long time for a Bush/Cheney crony to stew in prison... he might cough up a book with something very embarrassing -- probably even criminal -- to say about his former bosses.
Paris, do something! No one else will.