Letters 10-12-2015

Replacing Pipeline Is Safe Bet On Sept. 25, Al Monaco, president and CEO of Enbridge, addressed members of the Northern Michigan Chamber Alliance. His message was, “I want to be clear. We wouldn’t be operating this line if we didn’t think it was safe.”

We pretty much have to take him for his word...

Know The Root Of Activism Author and rabbi Harold Kushner has said, “People become activists to overcome their childhood fear of insignificance.” The need to feel important drives them. They endeavor good works not to help the poor or sick or unfortunate but to fill the void in their own empty souls. Their various “causes” are simply a means to an end as they work to assuage their own broken hearts...

Climate’s Cost One of the arguments used to delay action on climate change is that it would be too expensive. Such proponents think leaving environmental problems alone would save us money. This viewpoint ignores the cost of extreme weather events that are related to global warming...

A Special Edition Cuckoo Clock The Republican National Committee should issue a special edition cuckoo clock commemorating the great (and lesser) debates and campaign 2016...

Problems On The Left Contrary to letters in the Oct 5th edition, Julie Racine’s letter is nothing but drivel, a mindless regurgitation of left-wing stuff, nonsense, and talking points. They are a litany of all that is wrong with the left: Never address an issue honestly, avoid all facts, blame instead of solving; and when all else fails, do it all over again...

Thanks, Jack It is so very difficult for the average American to understand the complex issues our country faces in far off places around the globe. (Columnist) Jack Segal’s career and his special ability to explain these issues in plain English in many forums make him a precious asset to all of us in northern Michigan...

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The Flutter of Wings

Robert Downes - July 12th, 2007
You have to wonder if it was Detective Tom Heller’s guardian angel who put his finger in the barrel of the shotgun that misfired outside of a court in Montmorency County a couple of weeks ago.
Heller had a .20 gauge shotgun fired at his chest at point-blank range, and it failed to go off.
Don’t know if anyone heard the flutter of wings when the gun failed to fire, but it wouldn’t surprise me.
The Grand Traverse County detective was chasing Robert Becker, who had just been convicted of first-degree criminal sexual charges for molesting a 14-year-old boy. Upon hearing the jury’s verdict, Becker bolted from the courthouse and ran to his car with Heller and a sheriff’s deputy on his heels. Becker pulled a loaded shotgun from his car and fired at the detective, who wasn’t wearing his bullet-proof vest.
It’s easy to snicker at the idea of a guardian angel, but this case sure offers some food for thought. Many religions believe in some sort of protective angel, hovering around in the background like Invisible Woman Sue Storm of the Fantastic Four, ready to warn you away from the tainted chicken salad or the car flying through a red light.
Guardian angels are said to be especially attentive to children, keeping them from falling backwards down the steps and such. And some religions believe that the ghosts of ancestors step in from time to time to lend a protective hand. Or, as noted in the Encyclopedia Brittanica: “other spiritual beings that have been placated by sacrifices or other rituals, assist man in achieving a proper rapport with God...”
Of course, you only have to look in the weekly “News of the Weird” column in the Express to note that a lot of guardian angels must be sleeping on the job, if they really do exist. But in Det. Heller’s case, there is reason to believe that his supernatural sidekick deserves a departmental citation.

Have you noticed? It’s getting harder to tell the tourists from the locals in the downtowns of Northern Michigan.
You used to be able to tell tourists at a glance by the duds they wore. Pastel shorts, pastel golf shirts and brand new sneakers gleaming in the sun.
But styles change, and today’s tourists don’t seem to be wearing all of that pastel stuff on the catwalks downtown. They’re blending in more -- not as scruffy as us locals, but to their credit, they’re gettin’ there.
There are still telltale signs: if you see a family walking slowly down the sidewalk, licking ice cream cones and gazing awestruck into the store windows with the kids orbiting like electrons around the nucleus of their parents, they’re probably tourists.
Be sure to give them a big old friendly welcome and some of our famous northern hospitality.

No doubt, some smart guy or gal at the National Cherry Festival or the TC city government has already thought of this, but you’d think there would be a heck of a traffic jam out on West Bay now that the festival’s stage has been redirected to face the water.
One can only imagine there will be more boats on the bay for The Romantics, Kenny Olson, Kellie Pickler, et. al. than gondolas on the Grand Canal of Venice during a Pink Floyd concert.
Good thing we don’t have any manatees on the bay, because with all of those blasted boaters out there, the waters are likely to get pretty frothy. You might want to save that moonlight swim for another night...

Paris Hilton must be PO’d. She’s done more time than Scooter Libby, and he’s a four-time felon for lying under oath about betraying the identity of CIA agent Valerie Plame.
While America had visions of hot dogs and beer dancing in its collective head in anticipation of the Fourth of July, President Bush handed his homey a “Get Out of Jail Free” card to escape a 30-month sentence.
This, even though Libby was declared guilty of four out of five felonies by a unanimous federal jury. Is that how it works for you and me if we’re in the same shoes?
This, from the former Governor of Texas, who refused to pardon any of the 152 prisoners on death row during his watch -- more than any other governor in recent history. One report claims that Bush did little in the way of reviewing the execution cases -- his legal counsel at the time, one Alberto Gonzales -- would drop off a report the same day as the killing and Gov. Bush would sign off on it. One can only imagine the kind of clemency report Gonzo Gonzales would come up with now that we know what a genius he is as head of the Justice Department.
Somehow, all of those folks got lethal injections, but our president had it in his heart to give Scoot a break. Nice guy. If you follow any of the political talk shows or the newspaper commentary, you already know the reason why: 30 months is a long time for a Bush/Cheney crony to stew in prison... he might cough up a book with something very embarrassing -- probably even criminal -- to say about his former bosses.
Paris, do something! No one else will.
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