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Letters 08-31-2015

Inalienable Rights This is a response to the “No More State Theatre” in your August 24th edition. I think I will not be the only response to this pathetic and narrow-minded letter that seems rather out of place in the northern Michigan that I know. To think we will not be getting your 25 cents for the movie you refused to see, but more importantly we will be without your “two cents” on your thoughts of a marriage at the State Theatre...

Enthusiastically Democratic Since I was one of the approximately 160 people present at when Senator Debbie Stabenow spoke on August 14 in Charlevoix, I was surprised to read in a letter to Northern Express that there was a “rather muted” response to Debbie’s announcement that she has endorsed Hillary Clinton for president...

Not Hurting I surely think the State Theatre will survive not having the homophobic presence of Colleen Smith and her family attend any matinees. I think “Ms.” Smith might also want to make sure that any medical personnel, bank staff, grocery store staff, waiters and/or waitress, etc. are not homosexual before accepting any service or product from them...

Stay Home I did not know whether to laugh or cry when I read the letter of the extremely homophobic, “disgusted” writer. She now refuses to patronize the State Theatre because she evidently feels that its confines have been poisoned by the gay wedding ceremony held there...

Keep Away In response to Colleen Smith of Cadillac who refused to bring her family to the State Theatre because there was a gay wedding there: Keep your 25 cents and your family out of Traverse City...

Celebrating Moore And A Theatre I was 10 years old when I had the privilege to see my first film at the State Theatre. I will never forget that experience. The screen was almost the size of my bedroom I shared with my older sister. The bursting sounds made me believe I was part of the film...

Outdated Thinking This letter is in response to Colleen Smith. She made public her choice to no longer go to the State Theater due to the fact that “some homosexuals” got married there. I’m not outraged by her choice; we don’t need any more hateful, self-righteous bigots in our town. She can keep her 25 cents...

Mackinac Pipeline Must Be Shut Down Crude oil flowing through Enbridge’s 60-yearold pipeline beneath the Mackinac Straits and the largest collection of fresh water on the planet should be a serious concern for every resident of the USA and Canada. Enbridge has a very “accident” prone track record...

Your Rights To Colleen, who wrote about the State Theatre: Let me thank you for sharing your views; I think most of us are well in support of the first amendment, because as you know- it gives everyone the opportunity to express their opinions. I also wanted to thank Northern Express for not shutting down these types of letters right at the source but rather giving the community a platform for education...

No Role Model [Fascinating Person from last week’s issue] Jada quoted: “I want to be a role model for girls who are interested in being in the outdoors.” I enjoy being in the outdoors, but I don’t want to kill animals for trophy...

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Tourist tips for Madonna

Robert Downes - June 9th, 2008
Dear Madonna,
Thanks for coming to Northern Michigan for the film festival this summer. Everyone in these parts is wondering if we‘ll have many visitors, what with the price of gas and all. But now that you‘re taking a break from your tour to premiere your film, I Am Because We Are, maybe more people will make the trip.
Many of your fans were lined up outside the State Theatre two days before the tickets went on sale, camping out on the sidewalk in the rain in order to see you present the film on August 2.
So the good news is that your film about the east African country of Malawi is sure to be a box office smash up this way. But you may want to wear some sunglasses and a disguise to keep from being overwhelmed. There‘s already some guy walking around town in a Madonna outfit, giving people whiplash from turning around to see if it‘s really you.
Anyway, if you‘re looking for things to do while you visit, I can suggest the following:
• Bike the Leelanau Trail. Being a fitness fan, you‘re sure to love this beautiful trail from Suttons Bay to TC. It‘s a great way to relax on a mountain bike. And you should have it all to yourself because everyone will be in town looking for you.
• If you‘re interested in carbo-loading for the ride, I‘d recommend the waffles at the 45th Parallel Cafè in Suttons Bay -- they‘re loaded with vanilla, blueberries and whipped cream. And my pal Kevin Pryor can rent you a bike just down the street at his Body Balance gym. What the heck, Kevin will probably lend you one for free.
• If you‘re looking for a good bottle of wine after your ride, I‘d recommend a vintage from Ciccone Vineyard and Winery on the Leelanau Peninsula. Owners Silvio and Joan couldn‘t be nicer, and might even let you pour some “tastes“ for customers at their wine counter.
• Be sure to have some of the region‘s famous cherry pie while you‘re here -- the pies at The Cherry Hut in Benzonia, the Grand Traverse Pie Co. in TC, or Libby‘s in Cheboygan are well worth the trip.
• There are some great parties at the film festival, but one of the best last year was an unofficial bash at the InsideOut Gallery, the cool concert & film venue in TC‘s warehouse district. Who knows? Maybe owners Mike and Kim Curths will show Truth or Dare, one of your best. I‘m hoping the film fest will show Desperately Seeking Susan on the big screen by the bay.
• If you‘re lonesome for your home in England, I‘d recommend the new Serenity Tea Bar and Cafè, right across from the State Theatre. Pop in for a spot of tea, just like the Brits do in Notting Hill, don‘t you know.
• Another good hideout: the Northern Express offices here at prestigious Building 50. We‘re buying copies of your new CD, Hard Candy, to get up to speed and lunch is on us if you choose to stop by.
Well gee, I can think of 1,000 other fun things to do in Northern Michigan when you‘re up this way. Like, if you‘re up for a kayaking trip, we can arrange one in a pinch on the glorious Crystal River out in Glen Arbor... But most likely, you‘ll be getting far more advice than you need.
So, don‘t forget to pack your swimsuit and a toothbrush -- that‘s all anyone needs to have a good time here in the summer. Northern Michigan loves you, Madonna -- see you soon.

-- Bob
 
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