Letters 10-24-2016

It’s Obama’s 1984 Several editions ago I concluded a short letter to the editor with an ominous rhetorical flourish: “Welcome to George Orwell’s 1984 and the grand opening of the Federal Department of Truth!” At the time I am sure most of the readers laughed off my comments as right-wing hyperbole. Shame on you for doubting me...

Gun Bans Don’t Work It is said that mass violence only happens in the USA. A lone gunman in a rubber boat, drifted ashore at a popular resort in Tunisia and randomly shot and killed 38 mostly British and Irish tourists. Tunisian gun laws, which are among the most restrictive in the world, didn’t stop this mass slaughter. And in January 2015, two armed men killed 11 and wounded 11 others in an attack on the French satirical magazine Charlie Hebdo. French gun laws didn’t stop these assassins...

Scripps’ Good Deed No good deed shall go unpunished! When Dan Scripps was the 101st District State Representative, he introduced legislation to prevent corporations from contaminating (e.g. fracking) or depleting (e.g. Nestle) Michigan’s water table for corporate profit. There are no property lines in the water table, and many of us depend on private wells for abundant, safe, clean water. In the subsequent election, Dan’s opponents ran a negative campaign almost solely on the misrepresentation that Dan’s good deed was a government takeover of your private water well...

Political Definitions As the time to vote draws near it’s a good time to check into what you stand for. According to Dictionary.com the meanings for liberal and conservative are as follows:

Liberal: Favorable to progress or reform as in political or religious affairs.

Conservative: Disposed to preserve existing conditions, institutions, etc., or to restore traditions and limit change...

Voting Takes A Month? Hurricane Matthew hit the Florida coast Oct. 6, over three weeks before Election Day. Bob Ross (Oct. 17th issue) posits that perhaps evacuation orders from Governor Scott may have had political motivations to diminish turnout and seems to praise Hillary Clinton’s call for Gov. Scott to extend Florida’s voter registration deadline due to evacuations...

Clinton Foundation Facts Does the Clinton Foundation really spend a mere 10 percent (per Mike Pence) or 20 percent (per Reince Priebus) of its money on charity? Not true. Charity Watch gives it an A rating (the same as it gives the NRA Foundation) and says it spends 88 percent on charitable causes, and 12 percent on overhead. Here is the source of the misunderstanding: The Foundation does give only a small percentage of its money to charitable organizations, but it spends far more money directly running a number of programs...

America Needs Change Trump supports our constitution, will appoint judges that will keep our freedoms safe. He supports the partial-birth ban; Hillary voted against it. Regardless of how you feel about Trump, critical issues are at stake. Trump will increase national security, monitor refugee admissions, endorse our vital military forces while fighting ISIS. Vice-presidential candidate Mike Pence will be an intelligent asset for the country. Hillary wants open borders, increased government regulation, and more demilitarization at a time when we need strong military defenses...

My Process For No I will be voting “no” on Prop 3 because I am supportive of the process that is in place to review and approve developments. I was on the Traverse City Planning Commission in the 1990s and gained an appreciation for all of the work that goes into a review. The staff reviews the project and makes a recommendation. The developer then makes a presentation, and fellow commissioners and the public can ask questions and make comments. By the end of the process, I knew how to vote for a project, up or down. This process then repeats itself at the City Commission...

Regarding Your Postcard If you received a “Vote No” postcard from StandUp TC, don’t believe their lies. Prop 3 is not illegal. It won’t cost city taxpayers thousands of dollars in legal bills or special elections. Prop 3 is about protecting our downtown -- not Munson, NMC or the Commons -- from a future of ugly skyscrapers that will diminish the very character of our downtown...

Vote Yes It has been suggested that a recall or re-election of current city staff and Traverse City Commission would work better than Prop 3. I disagree. A recall campaign is the most divisive, costly type of election possible. Prop 3, when passed, will allow all city residents an opportunity to vote on any proposed development over 60 feet tall at no cost to the taxpayer...

Yes Vote Explained A “yes” vote on Prop 3 will give Traverse City the right to vote on developments over 60 feet high. It doesn’t require votes on every future building, as incorrectly stated by a previous letter writer. If referendums are held during general elections, taxpayers pay nothing...

Beware Trump When the country you love have have served for 33 years is threatened, you have an obligation and a duty to speak out. Now is the time for all Americans to speak out against a possible Donald Trump presidency. During the past year Trump has been exposed as a pathological liar, a demagogue and a person who is totally unfit to assume the presidency of our already great country...

Picture Worth 1,000 Words Nobody disagrees with the need for affordable housing or that a certain level of density is dollar smart for TC. The issue is the proposed solution. If you haven’t already seen the architect’s rendition for the site, please Google “Pine Street Development Traverse City”...

Living Wage, Not Tall Buildings Our community deserves better than the StandUp TC “vote no” arguments. They are not truthful. Their yard signs say: “More Housing. Less Red Tape. Vote like you want your kids to live here.” The truth: More housing, but for whom? At what price..

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Pure Boredom

Robert Downes - April 13th, 2009
Pure Boredom
“It was 1989, my thoughts were short, my hair was long,
Caught somewhere between a boy and man;
She was 17, and she was far from in-between,
It was summertime in Northern Michigan.“

-- Kid Rock, ‘All Summer Long‘

Have you seen the new television commercials promoting the state of Utah? They feature a funky, old beater truck loaded with kayaks, mountain bikes, surfboards, tents, beach gear. You see a family driving around to all of the spectacular sights in Utah, having a blast. They’re hiking through canyons, biking across desert plateaus, white-water rafting down a raging river -- the works.
Backed by a heart-pumping rock soundtrack, the “Utah Elevated” campaign makes you want to jump out of your chair and zoom off to Utah with the pedal to the metal to see one of the most beautiful states in the country.
Compare that to our state’s “Pure Michigan” campaign, which is so snoozy it might serve as a substitute for Lunesta. The commercials feature tepid images of golf courses, lighthouses and lake scenes of the On Golden Pond variety with a flat narration that is eerily similar to the guy who does the “Ketchup” commercials on Prairie Home Companion (if you don’t know them, substitute Wilford Brimley in the “Country Time Lemonade” ads).
Michigan is home to some of the most exciting music in the world, but our commercials feature a piano sonata soundtrack that makes you think of a time when ladies wearing white gloves and big hats festooned with passenger pigeon feathers sipped tea at 4 p.m. out on the veranda of some sepia-toned inn from the 1890s.
Oh, the commercials are “nice“ enough, but in a ho-hum, predictable way. You can only imagine viewers deciding to give Michigan a pass on their vacation plans -- our state clearly being such a dull place and all.
• This is the state that gave the world Aretha Franklin, Stevie Wonder, Madonna, Kid Rock, Michael Moore, The White Stripes, Marvin Gaye, Eminem, Iggy Pop, Alice Cooper and Ted Nugent. Detroit is still considered one of the incubators of the best rock, soul, rap and electronic music in the world -- going head-to-head with places like London, Berlin and Los Angeles.
• Michigan is the land of the greatest freshwater seas in the entire world. The Pictured Rocks and Sleeping Bear Dunes are among the most spectacular geographical features in the entire country. We have more than 11,000 lakes and hundreds of miles of bike trails, snowmobile trails, hiking. We have some of the best beaches on Earth.
I mean, come on!
Some of the above is mentioned by the Pure Michigan campaign, but mostly in the form of a laundry list with zero ‘sex appeal‘ compared to Utah‘s freewheeling commercials.
Doesn’t it stand to reason that with all of our state‘s talent and attractions, Michigan could do a better job of selling itself? Especially when unemployment is over 12 percent in our state? Shouldn’t we be able to kick some tourist ass our way, at least on par with Utah?
The problem here, perhaps, is Lansing, which I assume is where the State of Michigan’s travel and tourism offices are located. Our state capital was established in 1879 at what was then the small crossroads village of Lansing to avoid the taint and sway of politicians in Detroit or Grand Rapids.
The problem then, as now, is that Lansing is a dreadfully dull place in the middle of nowhere. And, as the State’s official Pure Michigan campaign clearly shows, tourism officials in Lansing seem to suffer from a lack of imagination in regard to selling what Michigan has to offer.
As noted in last week’s Express in the article on “Silent Sports” by Rick Coates, Michigan is literally “missing the boat“ on billions of dollars as a global destination for kayaking, hiking, biking, windsurfing, kiteboarding, birding... We’ve got the steak here, but not the sizzle.
Solution? For starters, our tourist officials should call the filmmakers who did those Utah commercials. Then, get out of the way and let someone who knows how to have fun market our state.
Perhaps they could build a commercial around Kid Rock‘s mega hit, “All Summer Long,“ which is packed with imagery about the good times in Northern Michigan. Now there‘s a guy who knows how to get to the heart of Michigan and why we‘re worth a visit.

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