Letters 11-28-2016

Trump should avoid self-dealing President-elect Donald Trump plans to turn over running of The Trump Organization to his children, who are also involved in the transition and will probably be informal advisers during his administration. This is not a “blind trust.” In this scenario Trump and family could make decisions based on what’s best for them rather than what’s best for the country...

Trump the change we need?  I have had a couple of weeks to digest the results of this election and reflect. There is no way the selection of Trump as POTUS could ever come close to being normal. It is not normal to have a president-elect settle a fraud case for millions a couple of months before the inauguration. It is not normal to have racists considered for cabinet posts. It is not normal for a president-elect tweet outrageous comments on his Twitter feed to respond to supposed insults at all hours of the early morning...

Health care system should benefit all It is no secret that the health insurance situation in our country is controversial. Some say the Affordable Care Act is “the most terrible thing that has happened to our country in years”; others are thrilled that, “for the first time in years I can get and afford health insurance.” Those who have not been closely involved in the medical field cannot be expected to understand how precarious the previous medical insurance structure was...

Christmas tradition needs change The Christmas light we need most is the divine, and to receive it we do not need electricity, probably only prayers and good deeds. But not everyone has this understanding, as we see in the energy waste that follows with the Christmas decorations...


A story in last week’s edition about parasailing businesses on East Grand Traverse Bay mistakenly described Grand Traverse Parasail as a business that is affiliated with the ParkShore Resort. It operates from a beach club two doors down from the resort. The story also should have noted that prior to the filing of a civil lawsuit in federal court by Saburi Boyer and Traverse Bay Parasail against Bryan Punturo and the ParkShore Resort, a similar lawsuit was dismissed from 13th Circuit Court in Traverse City upon a motion from the defendant’s attorney. Express regrets the error and omission.

A story in last week’s edition about The Fillmore restaurant in Manistee misstated Jacob Slonecki’s job at Arcadia Bluffs Golf Course. He was a cook. Express regrets the error.

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Erin Cowell - August 30th, 2010
Fishnets & Fractures: Northern Michigan catches roller derby fever
By Erin Crowell
It’s a Tuesday evening in the Kalkaska Kaliseum and the Derby Dahlias are practicing for their first “bout,” a roller derby scrimmage happening on Saturday with the Sault Roller Derby Travel League Team from Canada.
The 11 young women are decked out in derby attire: helmet, knee guards, ankle guards, fishnets and striped knee-high stockings. Although just months old, the team is focused, cranking out drills, dropping pushups and hitting the floor—literally—doing a drill specifically aimed at falling “the right way.”
Somewhere in the middle of the scrimmage—where two skaters must push their way through the pack of women—someone yells “stop!” as one skater glides over to the bench that is normally used for hockey teams in the winter.
Phrases of “are you okay?” turn into “Hell yeah!” as Holly Anderson a.k.a. “Rolivia Newton John” (all derby skaters have nicknames) rubs the bridge of her nose, a single stream of red running down the center.
“It’s our first bleeding!” someone yells proudly, and it‘s high-fives all around.
These are badges of honor in the sport of roller derby, and with leagues popping up all over the United States—and even here at home, with two separate Traverse City teams (the Derby Dahlias and Traverse City Roller Derby’s Toxic Cherries)—the physical world of this girls-only sport is showing the rest of us that black and blue is the new pink.

There was a time when Roller Derby was as American as apple pie, baseball and bootleggers.
It was in a downtown Chicago restaurant in 1935—scribbled on a tablecloth—that sports promoter Leo A. Seltzer came up with the idea of the Transcontinental Roller Derby, a co-ed endurance race that took skaters around a track. Whichever team could finish the 3,000 mile-equivalent race the fastest would win.
Fast forward to 1937, sportswriter Damon Runyon suggests changes in the sport, increasing the level of physical contact between skaters (athletes received points when passing an opponent) – evolving the sport from an endurance event, to one of speed and physical contact.
Roller derby brought in droves of action-hungry fans, with clubs appearing in over 50 major U.S. cities by 1940; and drawing more than five million spectators. The time of big egos and broken bones subsided when the U.S. entered—and derby skaters enlisted in the armed forces—for the real butt-kicking action of World War II. It regained momentum in the 1950s and ‘60s, only to fizzle out again by the 1970s.
Today, roller derby is *Girls Only* as over 15,000 female athletes compete in 470+ leagues around the world, most of them right here in the U.S. The Women’s Flat Track Derby Association (WFTDA), the international governing body of women’s flat track roller derby, boasts the sport is the fastest growing in America. It witnessed a revival approximately eight years ago, when leagues began popping up throughout Texas.

Roller derby competitions, also called *bouts*, involve two teams of five skaters per two-minute playing segment (*jam*), in two 30-minute halves.
“You’re constantly moving during those two minutes,” says Dahlias skater and acting president Jenn Price a.k.a. Jenneral Kills. “It’s not just skating, it’s bumper cars.”
The five skaters are divided into separate roles. There are pivots, designated by a helmet with a stripe, who serve as the leaders of her teammates in that jam; blockers, who may play either offense or defense; and a jammer, the star-wearing helmeted warrior who must pass opposing blockers and emerge from the pack, earning points for every blocker she passes.
Liz Koehler MacIntyre, a.k.a. Lizzy Luscious, age 24, of Traverse City Roller Derby’s Toxic Cherries says her greatest high is breaking free from the pack and the contact that comes with it.
“I think the first practice where we really got into making contact we were all grins from ear to ear. There‘s a certain satisfaction in hip checking, booty blocking, and all out railing someone that you can‘t describe. In the same vein, it‘s almost as satisfying to get hit and not go down,” she says.
According to the WFTDA, 63% of skaters are 25 to 34 years old, most having some form of secondary education; and 31% of the organization’s survey respondents have children under age 18 and 36% of skaters are married.
Leah Singer, a.k.a “Yoko Ono-You-Didn’t,” is captain of the Toxic Cherries, the “original” local TC derby team. For the 22-year-old senior client success specialist at OneUp Web, derby has become another venue to vent stress and make new friends. She discovered the sport through Facebook this January.
“I thought, ‘that sounds kind of cool,’” she says. “Now, Traverse City Roller Derby has 30 skating and non-skating members and it just continues to grow.”
Erin O’Malley—graphic designer for the Grand Traverse Resort by day, butt-kicking cherry babe by night—says her original intention of joining the team was to help with graphics; but that all changed when she met the tight-knit group of women.
“I made the leap into skating and haven’t looked back,” she says. “Roller derby is exactly the kick in the ass I needed.”

Because of the sport’s physicality, there are injuries – although not nearly as frequent as those in its heyday; there are rules and regulations, especially regarding physical contact.
“People tend to think of (roller derby) the way it was,” says Singer. “If you watch certain YouTube videos, you’ll see the old video highlights…you know, where it says ‘this isn’t your grandma’s roller derby.’”
Actually, roller derby in grandma’s day probably *was* more violent (as you’ll recall the evolution of the sport’s physicality in the 1940s and beyond). While those days—particularly during the 1960s—had few rules and, therefore, many injuries, certain things just aren’t allowed on today’s rink.
“It used to be similar to WWF wrestling,” laughs Singer, “and even though it’s still a contact sport, I can’t throw an elbow in your face, which you could do back then.”
Many injuries occur from falling, which happens often. It’s only a matter of knowing how to do it correctly.
“I sprained my ankle during a practice last week,” recalls Singer. “I was playing jammer and one of my teammates did an awesome block. I didn’t fall correctly.”
How does one fall?
There are several ways, all with nicknames, of course – which include the “Superman” – sliding forward and landing on knees and elbows, as well as the “Rock Star,” – landing on both knees at the same time (think guitar solo, hips forward – with optional head tilt and tongue flick).
Dr. Eileen A. Schweickert (a.k.a. Dr. Demento) serves on Traverse City Roller Derby’s Medical Committee Chair, supervising Cherries practices and even establishing a referral network of physicians to work with the skaters’ primary care physicians.
The retired family practitioner heard about the team through her niece—Rochelle Nevedal (a.k.a. Rochella De Ville) and, having experience raising bucking breed cattle for bull riding, the doc says she knew the team would need well organized medical support – “because skaters would sustain the injuries similar to those that bull riders suffer,” she explains.
Schweickert reports the Cherries have sustained numerous blisters, strains, sprains, shin splints, broken ribs, two mild concussions and one ankle fracture that required hospitalization and surgery.
“…So far,” she added.
Singer points out there are teams whose websites have a section dedicated entirely to injury documentation – photos included.

Both teams have graciously found a temporary home at the Kaliseum, the multi-sports complex in Kalkaska. However, with practices happening on the cement floor of the ice rink, their venue will soon be unavailable come mid-September.
“Our biggest goal right now is to find a permanent home,” says Singer of the Toxic Cherries. “We want a place to skate right in TC where we can have home bouts and tons of people come to support us.”
Meanwhile, the Dahlias are focusing on their own goal: their first bout, which will serve as a learning experience.
“We wanted people to come out and see what this is about,” says Price. “We’ll work hard; and though we don’t know how ridiculous we might look, you’ve got to start somewhere.”
With two teams in one town, is there any derby rivalry?
“Not at all,” says Price, who branched off from the Toxic Cherries in pursuit of starting her own team. “I’ve actually told interested players to check out both teams and see where they fit best.”
Both teams have reached out to other roller derby teams across the country. These out-of-town teams offer advice, encouragement and even training camps for the TC athletes.
“That‘s the best part of derby,” says MacIntyre with a smile, “it‘s one big loving family of misfits.”
Price also points out that while interested parties may be drawn to the appeal of the rough and tumble, “tough girl world” of roller derby, just like any other sport, it requires a certain amount of dedication.
“Some girls are just more into the image and lifestyle thing. It’s a lot more than a uniform and catchy name,” she explains. “When you are completely dedicated, both in and outside the rink, there is a lot of empowerment. You really look inside yourself and realize what you can do.”

*Want to get involved? Learn more about both teams by visiting their Facebook pages. Just type in “Traverse City Roller Derby” and “Traverse City Derby Dahlias” in the search bar. Check out the real thing when the Dahlias scrimmage the Sault Roller Derby Travel League Team on Saturday, September 11, at the Kalkaska Kaliseum, 7 p.m.. This family event is open and free to the public, but donations are appreciated. Young skaters interested in the Derby Dahlias’ new junior team, TC Derby Dudettes (open to ages 11-17) are invited to sign up at the Kaliseum on Sept. 12, from 3-6 p.m. Parents must be present. Cost, $4 to skate; $2 for rentals. Email tcderbydahlias@gmail.com.*

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