Letters 09-29-2014

Benishek Doesn’t Understand

Congressman Benishek claims to understand the needs of families, yet he wants to repeal the Affordable Care Act, which would cause about 10 million people to lose their health insurance. He must think as long as families can hold fundraisers they don’t need insurance...

(Un)Truth In Advertising

Constant political candidate ads on TV are getting to be too much to bear 45 days before the election...

Rare Tuttle Rebuttal

Finally, I disagree with Stephen Tuttle. His “Cherry Bomb” column in the 8/4/14 issue totally dismayed me. I always love his wit and the slamming of the 1 percent. His use of fact and hyperbole highlights the truth; until “Cherry Bomb.” Oh man, Stephen...

Say No To Fluoride

Do you or your child’s teeth have white, yellow, orange, brown, stains, spots, streaks, cloudy splotches or pitting? If so, you may be among millions of Americans who now have a condition called dental fluorosis...

Questions Of Freedom

The administration’s “Affordable Health Care Act” has ordered religious orders to provide contraception and chemical abortions against the church’s God given beliefs and teachings … an interesting order, considering the First Amendment’s clear prohibitions...

Stop The Insults & Talk

I found it interesting that Ms. Minervini used the Northern Express to push the Safe Harbor agenda for a 90-bed homeless shelter in Traverse City with a tactic that is also being utilized by members of the city commission. Those of us who oppose the project are being labeled as uncompassionate citizens...

Roads and Republicans

Each time you hit a road crater while driving, thank the “nerd” and the Tea Party controlled Republican legislature.

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You know you’re a Northern Michigander when... ?

- March 26th, 2012  

• “A good day” means you shoveled your car out of the snow in less than 15 minutes
• 20 degrees is a heat wave
• 50 degrees is shorts and tshirt weather
• 8 inches of snow doesn’t stop you from driving
• A few inches of snow is just a ‘dusting’ a foot of snow is just a dusting
• All summer you have a jacket in the car
• Always say Yes to a Eucher game
• Bears cruise through your neighborhood
• Crossing the Mackinaw Bridge into the UP really feels like the road home
• Driving in a snowstorm doesn’t phase you a bit...
• Eat Cherries 24 / 7
• Everything has: cherry, north, grand, traverse, or bay in its name
• Going from 50 to 20 degrees in one day is nothing new
• Happy when it snows
• Icy roads and snow storms don’t bother you
• Instead of a deer crossing sign you see a snowmobiles crossing sign
• It snows in late April
• M22 bumper sticker
• Make fun of the fudgies
• No snow seems depressing.
• Offi cer friendly was your DARE teacher in kindergarten
• Out of town and you use your hand to show where you’re from
• Schools are CLOSED
• Shoveling snow IS your work out everyday
• Take opening day of deer season off of work
• The potholes fi ll with snow and make the roads better
• The town/city you’re in doesn’t shut down over a few inches of snow.
• The weather report’s wrong all the time
• There is no where to meet singles besides the bar
• You go swimming in May in the bay
• Water and cows are both within a 15 minute drive.
• When a snowmobile pulls up to you at a traffic light
• When the women can drink more than the men
• When you can’t get food after 10 pm.
• When you know where Mesick, Copemish, & Bendon are
• When your ice fi shing gear is in your car all winter long
• You are Poor
• You are surrounded by water
• You attend work meetings in snow boots
• You avoid Traverse City during the Cherry Festival
• You build an indestructable enclosure around your mailbox so the plow doesn’t smash it
• You buy Halloween Costumes Big enough to fi t over a snow suite

• You buy milk at the gas station and a quart of oil at the grocery store because it’s cheaper.
• You call people from downstate “fudgies”
• You can be on the water, in the woods, or downtown at a great restaurant within 15 minutes of wherever you are!
• You can breath fresh air!
• You can wear Uggs to the best restaurant in town
• You can’t fi nd a job
• You can’t read the road signs because they’re covered in snow
• You come across really nice people.
• You cringe when you have to go South on I-75
• You don’t call the Bay, the Lake
• You don’t fi nd it strange to have a festival for mushrooms.
• You don’t hear the TV news anchors’ accent
• You don’t see the sunshine for 5 days
• You don’t want to answer your phone
• You dress down and still look good!
• You drive 30 miles to go anywhere!
• You drive a Subaru
• You drive into town for lunch in a blinding snowstorm
• You drive to the UP to go camping.
• You eat cherries in everything...burgers, salsa, etc
• You fi ll this survey out
• You fi nd Petoskey stones without any effort
• You get a sunburn while downhill skiing
• You get frustrated by “fudgies”
• You golf in January
• You hate big city madness.
• You have a salon & spa, yoga studio & gun shop in the same building
• You have gone broke and stayed here
• You have hit a dear...
• You have snow shoes
• You know a miniature train is more important than a slip and slide spray area.

• You know everyone at Timber Ridge
• You know the true meaning behind the M22 sticker
• You know Wisconsin doesn’t look like a mitten
• You love to be outside all year long
• You prefer to swim in Grand Traverse Bay than any Ocean

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