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Letters 11-28-2016

Trump should avoid self-dealing President-elect Donald Trump plans to turn over running of The Trump Organization to his children, who are also involved in the transition and will probably be informal advisers during his administration. This is not a “blind trust.” In this scenario Trump and family could make decisions based on what’s best for them rather than what’s best for the country...

Trump the change we need?  I have had a couple of weeks to digest the results of this election and reflect. There is no way the selection of Trump as POTUS could ever come close to being normal. It is not normal to have a president-elect settle a fraud case for millions a couple of months before the inauguration. It is not normal to have racists considered for cabinet posts. It is not normal for a president-elect tweet outrageous comments on his Twitter feed to respond to supposed insults at all hours of the early morning...

Health care system should benefit all It is no secret that the health insurance situation in our country is controversial. Some say the Affordable Care Act is “the most terrible thing that has happened to our country in years”; others are thrilled that, “for the first time in years I can get and afford health insurance.” Those who have not been closely involved in the medical field cannot be expected to understand how precarious the previous medical insurance structure was...

Christmas tradition needs change The Christmas light we need most is the divine, and to receive it we do not need electricity, probably only prayers and good deeds. But not everyone has this understanding, as we see in the energy waste that follows with the Christmas decorations...

CORRECTIONS & CLARIFICATIONS 

A story in last week’s edition about parasailing businesses on East Grand Traverse Bay mistakenly described Grand Traverse Parasail as a business that is affiliated with the ParkShore Resort. It operates from a beach club two doors down from the resort. The story also should have noted that prior to the filing of a civil lawsuit in federal court by Saburi Boyer and Traverse Bay Parasail against Bryan Punturo and the ParkShore Resort, a similar lawsuit was dismissed from 13th Circuit Court in Traverse City upon a motion from the defendant’s attorney. Express regrets the error and omission.

A story in last week’s edition about The Fillmore restaurant in Manistee misstated Jacob Slonecki’s job at Arcadia Bluffs Golf Course. He was a cook. Express regrets the error.

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Sweaty 19-Year-Olds, Unicorns and Manti Te’o’s Girlfriend

Interview with columnist Neal Rubin, March’s National Writers Series host

Patrick Sullivan - February 11th, 2013  

Detroit News columnist Neal Rubin will be in Traverse City, March 5, to host the next National Writers Series event, an evening with Buzz Bissinger, a bestselling author whose book, “Friday Night Lights” was turned into a movie and an NBC television series. Although Bissinger takes the spotlight next month, we wanted to shine it on Rubin and find out more about this great columnist from the Detroit News.

Northern Express: How did you come to be the host of the Buzz Bissinger event? Have you run into him previously in your reporting career?

Neal Rubin: I have not met him. I’m pretty sure I know people who know him and I’m going to be consulting with them on things that might help move the conversation along. (NWS founder) Doug Stanton and I have talked for a couple of years about getting me to Traverse City to moderate one of these, which I’ve been hugely excited about.

Buzz Bissinger, he’s a terrific writer and somebody I’ve read at least since “Friday Night Lights.” I’m enthused about being part of the program. Frankly, I’m also just pretty geeked about getting to meet him.

NE: You are a columnist for the Detroit News and you write the nationally syndicated

comic strip, Gil Thorp. Which one of those jobs do you enjoy more?

Rubin: I love the column. I love it every day. There are days with Gil Thorp when I get home and it’s another deadline, where I kind of wish I could get Gil into a fiery car wreck and be done with him. At the same time, it’s huge fun to create this Gil Thorp world. It’s certainly as close to being Zeus as I’m ever going to get. So there are times where it’s huge fun but there are other times where I think, why did I agree to do this?

NE: You’ve had a long and storied newspaper career. Are you a news guy or a sports guy at heart?

Rubin: Really I’m in between. I’m a features guy. I’m certainly at this point more of a news guy than a sports guy. You get to a point where you can’t ask any more sweaty 19-year-olds how it feels to win the big game. While I still enjoy sports, I certainly read that section, I left it behind a long time ago.

When I got into newspapers, sports was the one place in the paper where you could really have fun with words. The news sections were very serious and the features sections, in a lot of cases, were still photos of ladies having lunch. So sports had the most interesting pallet. Now we’re telling stories in a lot of different ways and you can bring color and insight and personality to a lot of different sorts of writing.

NE: Your column in the Detroit News is described as “seemingly humorous.” How do you strike a balance between humor and seriousness when you handle subject matter that is both sad and absurd, like the debacle of what’s happened between the city of Detroit and the state over the future of Belle Isle?

Rubin: It’s sort of case by case, but overall I try to keep at least a light-hearted tone. Now there are some subjects so deadly serious that you have to approach them that way. It would be disrespectful not to. But otherwise, if you look closely you can find absurdity in almost any situation. I certainly find it in myself often enough. In fact, I’m writing a followup for tomorrow on the Belle Isle situation and it talks about unicorns. The city council’s outlook on this is so farfetched they must think that’s what they’re going to have bounding across the lawns. Happy unicorns being hand-fed sugar plums by Manti Te’o’s girlfriend.

NE: Your bio at the Detroit News website lists as your career distinction, “Banned by the World Wrestling Foundation.” Please tell me about that.

Rubin: That goes back to 1987, when they held Wrestlemania 3 at the Pontiac Silverdome. I was a feature writer then here in Detroit. We didn’t care about it as a sporting event, but as a lifestyle event. If you’re going to get 93,000 people packed into a stadium, at up to a hundred dollars a ticket, to watch this thing, then, hey, now we’re interested. And it was just sort of the first wave of Hulk-mania with Hulk Hogan.

I got curious. Basically, I knew his momma didn’t name him Hulk and he wasn’t born weighing 300 pounds. So I called the publicist for what was then the World Wrestling Federation, and said, ‘I just want to find out who he was before he was Hulk Hogan,’ and the publicist got very snotty and said, ‘You can’t talk to him at all. Hulk is Hulk and no one else.’ Can you think of a more certain way to activate a reporter’s ‘bite me’ mechanism?

So I just started digging into it and this was pre-Internet. I found a reference in a Candaian magazine that gave his real name and another reference that said he was from Tampa, Florida. So I called the Tampa Tribune and got ahold of the librarian there, and she told me where he went to high school, so I called the high school and got his old guidance counselor on the phone. Anyway, I tracked him all the way back to his old little league coach. It was very benign; he was a good guy all this time. But I wrote this big profile and the World Wrestling Federation was furious and they called the editor and they said, ‘If Neal Rubin comes to Wrestlemania, we’re revoking all your credentials.’ Which was no big loss since I wasn’t planning to be there in the first place.


 
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