Letters 10-24-2016

It’s Obama’s 1984 Several editions ago I concluded a short letter to the editor with an ominous rhetorical flourish: “Welcome to George Orwell’s 1984 and the grand opening of the Federal Department of Truth!” At the time I am sure most of the readers laughed off my comments as right-wing hyperbole. Shame on you for doubting me...

Gun Bans Don’t Work It is said that mass violence only happens in the USA. A lone gunman in a rubber boat, drifted ashore at a popular resort in Tunisia and randomly shot and killed 38 mostly British and Irish tourists. Tunisian gun laws, which are among the most restrictive in the world, didn’t stop this mass slaughter. And in January 2015, two armed men killed 11 and wounded 11 others in an attack on the French satirical magazine Charlie Hebdo. French gun laws didn’t stop these assassins...

Scripps’ Good Deed No good deed shall go unpunished! When Dan Scripps was the 101st District State Representative, he introduced legislation to prevent corporations from contaminating (e.g. fracking) or depleting (e.g. Nestle) Michigan’s water table for corporate profit. There are no property lines in the water table, and many of us depend on private wells for abundant, safe, clean water. In the subsequent election, Dan’s opponents ran a negative campaign almost solely on the misrepresentation that Dan’s good deed was a government takeover of your private water well...

Political Definitions As the time to vote draws near it’s a good time to check into what you stand for. According to Dictionary.com the meanings for liberal and conservative are as follows:

Liberal: Favorable to progress or reform as in political or religious affairs.

Conservative: Disposed to preserve existing conditions, institutions, etc., or to restore traditions and limit change...

Voting Takes A Month? Hurricane Matthew hit the Florida coast Oct. 6, over three weeks before Election Day. Bob Ross (Oct. 17th issue) posits that perhaps evacuation orders from Governor Scott may have had political motivations to diminish turnout and seems to praise Hillary Clinton’s call for Gov. Scott to extend Florida’s voter registration deadline due to evacuations...

Clinton Foundation Facts Does the Clinton Foundation really spend a mere 10 percent (per Mike Pence) or 20 percent (per Reince Priebus) of its money on charity? Not true. Charity Watch gives it an A rating (the same as it gives the NRA Foundation) and says it spends 88 percent on charitable causes, and 12 percent on overhead. Here is the source of the misunderstanding: The Foundation does give only a small percentage of its money to charitable organizations, but it spends far more money directly running a number of programs...

America Needs Change Trump supports our constitution, will appoint judges that will keep our freedoms safe. He supports the partial-birth ban; Hillary voted against it. Regardless of how you feel about Trump, critical issues are at stake. Trump will increase national security, monitor refugee admissions, endorse our vital military forces while fighting ISIS. Vice-presidential candidate Mike Pence will be an intelligent asset for the country. Hillary wants open borders, increased government regulation, and more demilitarization at a time when we need strong military defenses...

My Process For No I will be voting “no” on Prop 3 because I am supportive of the process that is in place to review and approve developments. I was on the Traverse City Planning Commission in the 1990s and gained an appreciation for all of the work that goes into a review. The staff reviews the project and makes a recommendation. The developer then makes a presentation, and fellow commissioners and the public can ask questions and make comments. By the end of the process, I knew how to vote for a project, up or down. This process then repeats itself at the City Commission...

Regarding Your Postcard If you received a “Vote No” postcard from StandUp TC, don’t believe their lies. Prop 3 is not illegal. It won’t cost city taxpayers thousands of dollars in legal bills or special elections. Prop 3 is about protecting our downtown -- not Munson, NMC or the Commons -- from a future of ugly skyscrapers that will diminish the very character of our downtown...

Vote Yes It has been suggested that a recall or re-election of current city staff and Traverse City Commission would work better than Prop 3. I disagree. A recall campaign is the most divisive, costly type of election possible. Prop 3, when passed, will allow all city residents an opportunity to vote on any proposed development over 60 feet tall at no cost to the taxpayer...

Yes Vote Explained A “yes” vote on Prop 3 will give Traverse City the right to vote on developments over 60 feet high. It doesn’t require votes on every future building, as incorrectly stated by a previous letter writer. If referendums are held during general elections, taxpayers pay nothing...

Beware Trump When the country you love have have served for 33 years is threatened, you have an obligation and a duty to speak out. Now is the time for all Americans to speak out against a possible Donald Trump presidency. During the past year Trump has been exposed as a pathological liar, a demagogue and a person who is totally unfit to assume the presidency of our already great country...

Picture Worth 1,000 Words Nobody disagrees with the need for affordable housing or that a certain level of density is dollar smart for TC. The issue is the proposed solution. If you haven’t already seen the architect’s rendition for the site, please Google “Pine Street Development Traverse City”...

Living Wage, Not Tall Buildings Our community deserves better than the StandUp TC “vote no” arguments. They are not truthful. Their yard signs say: “More Housing. Less Red Tape. Vote like you want your kids to live here.” The truth: More housing, but for whom? At what price..

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Art to be ‘Used and Abused’

Al Parker - June 16th, 2014  

Growing up in Petoskey, Jason Thelen dreamed of being a surfer and riding the big saltwater waves. But fate kept him near fresh water, so he adapted accordingly and began building custom standup paddleboards that “take the big lake’s little waves,” he said.

“My paddle boards are perfectly designed for all facets of the ride,” said Thelen, who opened Little Bay Boards in 2012. “Surf, fl at, yoga, relax…anything you want to do on a board.”

With contrasting woods and a gleaming fi nish, Thelen’s boards are one-of-a-kind art works that salvaged. He picks up red and white cedar and basswood that mills don’t want.

“Every part of my boards is okay to the world,” said Thelen, who also uses VOC compliant resins. “I fi nd the stuff mills are thinking about burning or throwing out and I try very hard to use all scraps from my boards. A half a trash can is usually what is left after a build.”

Little Bay Boards is a one-man shop making one board at a time…but they aren’t too precious to be used and “abused,” Thelen said.

“This is art, yes and these boards are amazingly beautiful, but they are more than that. They are built to ride – to be used and abused,” he said. “I get the biggest kick out of stories of clients hauling their boards off the car and inside for the night ‘cause it was going to rain! It’s a paddle board and supposed to be in water!”


Honestly I couldn’t afford to buy [a paddleboard.] My father-in-law John Plichta taught me everything I know to be a great carpenter and always told me I was smart enough to do anything if I put my mind to it.

So, if you can’t buy, you learn how to build. And learn is what I did. The wood was the easy part. Learning volumes and float calcs as well as all things in design was the tricky part.

Teaming up with Lake Affect and Paul Jensen proved to be priceless. When I started to learn design of boards, I discovered some amazing things. Unless your board was built for you, it’s not the right size.

Pro paddlers don’t ride boards off a shelf.

They have them built for them. Why? Almost always a board is too big. Who wants to lug around an awkward thing to carry that’s too big? That’s how Little Bay Boards was born. Why buy something that’s decent when you can have something perfect?


My whole life I’ve been around these lakes. Some of my first memories are looking at that horizon line … As a child, I’d seen every kind of wave out there. With my little child imagination creating a surfer riding one in. I’d dream of being able to do that. To be like the guys on TV, surfing. Carelessly coasting on nature’s momentum, from the deep to the shallows and back again.

I remember asking my parents for a surfboard when I was very little. And I remember losing my dream when Dad explained why our lakes weren’t like the oceans. Dad was the smartest man I ever knew and he always explained things to me. I fully understood what he was saying when I realized growing up to be a surfer wasn’t going to happen here at home… When life made its circle around and it was little copies of my own eyes looking up at me and asking that same surfing question, I decided it was time to change the answer. I’m smart enough to know it’s not the lake’s fault that I can’t surf it. It’s my fault for not designing a board that can be surfed on fresh water. So that’s what I did.


I’d say my family. My wife and my girls mean everything to me. Making them proud of me is priceless. My extended Lake Affect family is so wonderful also.


You wouldn’t believe the amount of dedication it takes to make these beauties. Building a wood board is something that’ll challenge you as a person, trying your talents, your patience, your temper, your tools and your emotions.


Paul Jensen, the originator of the modern day hollow wood boards. His boards are unbelievable. He’s helped me time and time again. I’m proud to be able to say I know him and have a deal with him to make his frame designs for Lake Affect.


Never let your dreams go. Life comes in waves, learn to ride them!


At Lake Affect in Petoskey or lakeeffect.com.

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