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Letters 07-28-14

Worry About Legals

I can’t figure out what perplexes me more, the misinformation everywhere in the media or those who believe it to be true. Take the Hobby Lobby case; as a company that is primarily owned by a religious family, they felt their First Amendment rights were infringed upon by the “Affordable” Care Act...

Stop Labeling and Enjoy

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Proposal One & The Public Good

Are you kidding me? Another corporate giveaway with loopholes for large corporations who rule us? Hasn’t our corrupt and worthless governor done enough to raise taxes, provide corporate welfare, unjustly tax pensions, and shut down elected officials with his emergency manager racket...

The Truth About Road Workers

Apparently Mr. Kachadurian did not catch on to the fact that the MDOT Employee Memorial in Clare is a tribute to highway workers who lost their lives building our transportation systems. It was paid for by current and former MDOT employees who likely knew some of these people personally...

Idiotic and Misguided

As a seasonal resident, I always look forward to reading your paper, if only because of the idiotic letters to the editor and off the wall columns...


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Where Have You Gone, Miss America

George Foster - September 30th, 2004
My dad would be very disappointed. As someone who has not missed the Miss America contest on TV since Lee Meriwether won in 1954, he has been put on notice about his annual ritual: the 83-year-old beauty pageant may soon be history.
I am told this year’s show pathetically attempted to be a combination of American Idol and Survivor -without success. Despite new celebrity hosts and the most skin ever exposed for the pageant, a record-low 10 million viewers tuned in to the beauty contest last week. As recent as eight years ago the pageant recorded a decent viewing audience of 25 million. In 1960 those who tuned in peaked at 85 million.
For those who say Miss America is a relic of a bygone era or that beauty contests are politically incorrect because of the sexist images they portray, you may be right. Just don’t forget the other side of Miss America.
The pageant used to be a family affair for many of us in its heyday. We all sat around the TV rooting for Miss Michigan to win the pageant. It was fun. “Come on, Miss Michigan. “You can beat that ugly, old Miss Georgia.”
I remember getting misty watching the stunned contest winner begin to walk down the aisle with flowers - from whatever state she came. When Bert Parks sang, “Here she comes, Miss America...” the newly-crowned young woman would begin to cry and I noticed most everyone in our family rubbing their eyes, smiling, unable to speak.
It was a proud moment, like singing our national anthem. That instant seemed to crystallize what America was about. Though we were living in the mid-20th century, women could now aspire for higher education, travel around the world, make decent money - and it was all being promoted by the Miss America
beauty pageant.
It wasn’t all about gawking at women’s bodies (though I’m still not sure about my dad’s motive). Those sexy one-piece bathing suits, showing little more than ankles, did seem risqué at the time. Yet, my parents were watching, too, so it was okay.
Even little girls watched the contest and wanted to grow up and be Miss America. Part of it must have been a desire to look glamorous, but Miss America also represented being confident, worldly, and smart.
Though TV audiences may be saying adios, Miss Americans have gotten better. Remember how some women skated through the talent contest by juggling bowling pins or training animals to dance on stage? No more. This year’s winner, Deidre Downs, proved to be talented enough to pursue a career in singing and excelled at answering the history and current events questions given to the contestants. This aspiring Alabama doctor will deservedly receive a $50,000 scholarship and up to $200,000 in appearance fees during her one-year reign.
Did we just discard other institutions such as baseball, marriage, and Ovaltine when they lost popularity? No, we spiced them up with inter-league play, tax deductions,
and new packaging. Now, they are back, baby, more popular than ever.
Miss America may need just a little tune-up in order to bring the prestige and popularity back to the pageant. What I would do is the obvious - let the people decide. Maybe families would get involved again, one night each year, if they knew the contest was interactive and each viewer would have an equal vote, electing Miss America.
Mysterious judges, subject to bribes and influence, now determine the outcome of most beauty pageants. Through phones and the Internet, we have the technology to allow viewers to vote for the winning contestants. If you could select the winner, wouldn’t you be inclined
to spend a couple of TV hours each year judging some talented, hard-working young women who want to represent our country?
I know my Dad wouldn’t mind.





 
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