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Letters 08-31-2015

Inalienable Rights This is a response to the “No More State Theatre” in your August 24th edition. I think I will not be the only response to this pathetic and narrow-minded letter that seems rather out of place in the northern Michigan that I know. To think we will not be getting your 25 cents for the movie you refused to see, but more importantly we will be without your “two cents” on your thoughts of a marriage at the State Theatre...

Enthusiastically Democratic Since I was one of the approximately 160 people present at when Senator Debbie Stabenow spoke on August 14 in Charlevoix, I was surprised to read in a letter to Northern Express that there was a “rather muted” response to Debbie’s announcement that she has endorsed Hillary Clinton for president...

Not Hurting I surely think the State Theatre will survive not having the homophobic presence of Colleen Smith and her family attend any matinees. I think “Ms.” Smith might also want to make sure that any medical personnel, bank staff, grocery store staff, waiters and/or waitress, etc. are not homosexual before accepting any service or product from them...

Stay Home I did not know whether to laugh or cry when I read the letter of the extremely homophobic, “disgusted” writer. She now refuses to patronize the State Theatre because she evidently feels that its confines have been poisoned by the gay wedding ceremony held there...

Keep Away In response to Colleen Smith of Cadillac who refused to bring her family to the State Theatre because there was a gay wedding there: Keep your 25 cents and your family out of Traverse City...

Celebrating Moore And A Theatre I was 10 years old when I had the privilege to see my first film at the State Theatre. I will never forget that experience. The screen was almost the size of my bedroom I shared with my older sister. The bursting sounds made me believe I was part of the film...

Outdated Thinking This letter is in response to Colleen Smith. She made public her choice to no longer go to the State Theater due to the fact that “some homosexuals” got married there. I’m not outraged by her choice; we don’t need any more hateful, self-righteous bigots in our town. She can keep her 25 cents...

Mackinac Pipeline Must Be Shut Down Crude oil flowing through Enbridge’s 60-yearold pipeline beneath the Mackinac Straits and the largest collection of fresh water on the planet should be a serious concern for every resident of the USA and Canada. Enbridge has a very “accident” prone track record...

Your Rights To Colleen, who wrote about the State Theatre: Let me thank you for sharing your views; I think most of us are well in support of the first amendment, because as you know- it gives everyone the opportunity to express their opinions. I also wanted to thank Northern Express for not shutting down these types of letters right at the source but rather giving the community a platform for education...

No Role Model [Fascinating Person from last week’s issue] Jada quoted: “I want to be a role model for girls who are interested in being in the outdoors.” I enjoy being in the outdoors, but I don’t want to kill animals for trophy...

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Why We Need a Baseball Strike

George Foster - August 29th, 2002
As baseball‘s deadline of August 30th looms ahead, the players and owners should be more than a little uneasy. No one really feels sorry for 750 millionaires fighting over how to distribute their loot with 30 billionaires. Besides, these conceited punks are ruining the greatest game ever invented by men to perpetuate childhood.
Would Ty Cobb comprehend striking .220 hitters making over $10,000 per game? Could former Commissioner Judge Landis be merciful to players arrested for punching their wives? Would Joe DiMaggio refuse to play in an All-Star game because not enough fans voted for him? Not for one second.
It is high time there was a baseball strike... BY THE FANS. What would happen to baseball if fans decided not to attend games, listen to baseball on radio or television, or buy any of the game‘s merchandise? One thing is sure - players and owners would discover humility overnight.
LET‘S DO IT. Make yourself a picket sign and repeat after me, “I, ______, promise to turn off all baseball broadcasts, throw away the sports section of newspapers, boycott major league stadiums, and reprimand anyone I see doing otherwise so help me Babe Ruth.“ Bringing baseball to a grinding halt by sports fans is the only way to save the game. This baseball stoppage will continue until our strike demands are met. And here they are:
Demand #1. Under no circumstances will labor strikes be allowed in mid-season. Taking the national pastime away from us during baseball season has permanently damaged our country. When we men don‘t have our summer baseball, there is bound to be high-voltage tension between family members and skyrocketing crime statistics. Talk about cruelty. Since football, basketball, and hockey don‘t begin until fall, what is left for us to do during baseball season?
Demand #2. Test for performance enhancing drugs. With all the record-breaking hitting accomplishments of today, it is obvious that many players cheat by ingesting drugs. In addition to the players, don‘t forget to test the owners, managers, and coaches who supervise players. There are also food vendors, announcers, and ballboys. Actually, the fans need to be tested for drugs, too, upon entry into the stadium. It is the only way to insure pristine baseball as it was intended to be played.
Demand #3. Teach umpires how to uniformly judge balls and strikes. These are supposedly grown men who know the game and have superior eyesight. Yet, some umps consistently call a strike zone that is a foot outside or inches above home plate. What is that all about? Let‘s buy some specs for these nearly blind dudes and call strikes as Abner Doubleday intended: duh...on balls thrown over the plate between the knees and shoulders.
Demand #4. No more revenue sharing. Yes, this provision is meant to bring equity between the mega-market teams and the smaller city squads but who needs it? We can all agree on one thing: the world was a better place when the Damn Yankees dominated baseball. Historically, the 25 best players in the league play for the Yankees and the rest play for the 29 poorer teams. The Yankees predictably win but the other teams have fun vying for second place.
Demand #5. Get rid of the designated hitter rule in the American League. We ain‘t gonna stand for no more stinkin‘ DH‘s. Let the old has-beens and one-dimensional guys go back to AA minors or the Mexican League where they belong.
There still may be time to save baseball. Strike with me now or forever hold your peace.







 
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