Best bumper stickers

March 28, 2007

If evolution is outlawed only
the outlaws will evolve
Send the politicians to fight
the wars they create
My entire family is a freak
show without a tent
Shop Leelanau first
Gore/Edwards ‘08
Gas, grass or ass: No one rides for free
Get a whole nude attitude
Well behaved women rarely make history
I see dumb people
Do not assume/share your prejudices
Don’t worry about the enviornment... it will be gone soon
Happy Wheatland
Frodo failed... Bush has the ring
We are Traverse City
What would Scooby do?
I believe in Jesus
If it’s called tourist season,
why can’t we shoot them?
My golden retriever is smarter
than your honor student
Save a horse... ride a cowboy
PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals
Jesus: the original liberal
Dick DeVos before he dicks you
I love my country - I hate its leaders
A rind is a terrible thing to waste
Don’t blame me... I voted for Kerry
If you can read this, you’re too close
No more Bush
Hate is not a family value
Pillage first, then burn
16, 17, 18, Go
Got Jesus?
Impeach Bush
My other car is a bicycle
T. C. Rainbow
Welcome to America... now speak English
Say ya to the U. P.
I’d rather be driving a Titleist
Kids... just love them
Turn the lights out when you leave
Subvert the paradigm
2008... end of an era
Mean people suck
Get off your cell phone and drive
Just say “no” to casinos
Stop breeding
The only good clown is a dead clown
When in doubt... pout
Whirled peas
Somebody please give Bush a blow
job so we can impeach him
If you remember the ’60’s
you weren’t there
Bush cheated in ’00
Somewhere in Texas a village
is missing its idiot
Got Bliss?
The Big Bang Theory... God spoke
and bang it happened
“W” is the worst president ever
Bush is listening... use big words
Be who you are
I love my wife
Is it 2008 yet?
Kid Rock for President
I’m retired -- go around
Baby whales for Jesus
Too cool for T. C.
Buck Fush